Comedian Katherine Ryan fired hilarious-one liners at a room full of celebrities at the TV Choice awards on Monday, including Bake Off's celeb chef Paul Hollywood.
The showdown took place at London's Hilton on Park Lane and poor Paul was the main victim.
She joked: “Bake Off is back but I can’t talk about it because Paul Hollywood has asked me to sign an NDA.
“All I can tell is that I love his chunky nuts and his whopping loaf, he gives great penetration on the drizzle and he doesn’t shy away from giving his lady friends a sogging.
“I’m joking, these are famous bake off innuendos I’m way too old to date Paul.”
Katherine swiftly moved on to her Strictly jokes, where she mocked the "infamous curse".
She told the stunned audience: “Strictly has just started, which means a fresh crop of jilted exes will be acting surprised.
“As if you need to see it. Of course he’s cheating on you with the dancer wrapping her legs around his face five nights a week, babe.
“I would be disappointed with my husband if he didn’t cheat."
The Canadian stand-up roasted Paul, 53, after his recent split with former flame Summer Monteys-Fullam, 24, because she wouldn't sign an NDA form to keep parts of their relationship secret - and he was pestering her to fill out.
Summer later sued the TV star for "highly defamatory statements" which were made publicly about her.
On an Instagram post from August, she shared with her large following: "I am very disappointed and distressed by false and highly defamatory statements that Paul has made about me online since our break-up.
“I have had no alternative but to instruct my solicitors Brett Wilson LLP to pursue legal proceedings against Paul in order to obtain vindication.
“I have never courted publicity over my relationship with Paul and I am deeply disappointed that our relationship has ended in this way.”
The former barmaid’s relationship with Paul took a sour turn after he accused her of selling stories to the press and going hunting for fame.
His anger was allegedly triggered by news of an NDA making it to the papers.
He said in an unusually-candid social media post: "Morning all, thank you for your messages I’ve been receiving it means a lot.
"My silence on any matters is not a sign of weakness or agreement of what’s been said, merely I prefer a quiet life away from my day job!
"Take what’s read with a pinch of salt and read between the lines. I know the public can’t be duped into believing what’s out there from a person making money selling stories! and continuously courting the paps...
"There’s always two sides to a story you’ve only heard one.. but alas I don’t play those games... thanks again."
