A secret swingers' club hosted a kinky Christmas special for couple swappers to indulge in a sexed-up grotto.
For one night only, the club has promised naughty Santas a night of Christmas porn, dirty dancing and private action that's 'more than just flirty' in an end of year event that makes office parties look decidedly dull, Liverpool Echo reports.
The Townhouse, in Mersyside, which hosts events with colourful titles including 'MILF Monday' and 'Romp like the Romans', held a Christmas party for members on December 21 and has a 'roaring' New Years night to come.
Writing on their website, Townhouse owners Vicky and Jim , who have named their event 'Empty Your Sack, It’s Christmas' wrote a poem to explain all that is in store.
The event description reads: "Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
"The staff and hosts are dressed as Santa and his elves and they don’t care if they look silly coz(sic) they’re here to enjoy themselves.
"They are ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer, along with food, festive treats and a dollop of Christmas cheer.
"It’s 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, one minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’
"The club is like a grotto, with deccies all around, flashing lights, tinsel and Christmas porn in the background.
"Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh)
"The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye.
"Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about.
"The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the shots to be swilled.
"Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?!
"Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty!
"What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!!
"If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 21st in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart.
On the outside, the Townhouse is purposely 'scruffy' and inconspicuous on the outside of the former pub building, so as to detract from unwanted attenton.
The club enforces strict rules on the gender balance at their party nights, with a limited number of men allowed to attend.
On a swinging night, the club can hold up to 130 people - and regularly hits capacity as people flock from far and wide to fulfil their sexual fantasies.
The swingers' club is also hosting a Peaky Blinders themed New Years Eve party called "The Roaring 20s" - where guests are encouraged to dress up as flappers or members of the Shelby clan.
An event description uploaded to the Townhouse website says the night is a "guaranteed lock in" starting at 8.30pm.
The owners say: "Townhouse will be lit by candlelight in the bar and lounge, with inspirational music pumping to get your feet tapping and your hearts racing in the lead up to midnight.
"Townhouse moonshine shots will be floating around for you to sample and prohibition bath tub gin will be served at the bar. Food will be served and luxuries will be in abundance.
"Leave your Tommy guns at home and arrive in your best 1920s finery for the party of the year!"
Entry is priced at £25 for couples, £10 for women and £30 for single guys - but any men wanting to attend on their own must be members and there are just eight places available.
However "new couples and females are welcome".
