If you read just one thunderously quarterwitted denunciation of something Gisele never said, make it this one

Lost in Showbiz has been saddened to the point of ague at the agonisingly measured response to the Great Gisele Dollar Snub, particularly since it has emerged that the claim that the supermodel asks to be paid in euros was a complete fabrication. With only a few hundred thousand frothingly irate column inches dedicated to the matter in the rhinoceros-hided land of the free, it has proved difficult to select the most luminously thick response to a non-story denied seven seconds after it broke. But after much consideration the honour is awarded to this triumph by Fox News's Heather Nauert, who is implored to carry on taking everything this seriously, until that lightness of touch finally sees her universally acknowledged as the rightful heir to PJ O'Rourke. Well done, Heather! Stay foxed by the news!