Ian Holloway | The Gallery

'If it all goes wrong at Crystal Palace at least there's always a career as a super villain to fall back on,' muses Adam Harvey Photograph: Photomontage

Jonathan Perera reckons our protagonist will soon regret taking over at the Palace Photograph: Photomontage

Gareth Roberts describes his entry as a 'wholly epitomised representation of a loud-mouthed, chicken-loving, budget Robert Englund look-alike' Photograph: Photomontage

Rory Barker takes Holloway's recent remark that Palace have 'all sorts of Wilfried Zahas coming through' a little too literally Photograph: Photomontage

'Blackpool Tower, Crystal Palace Tower … next stop Paris St-Germain, surely?' Surely not, David Hodges, but there's some snazzy photoshopping going on here Photograph: Photomontage

'Holloway fights off the competition to claim the throne at Crystal Palace,' trails Will Buckland while practising his Bruce Lee moves Photograph: Photomontage

Rob Snook is clearly of fan of regional stereotypes Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Marcos Garcia: '"It was fun being back on the managerial merry-go-round," said Ian, "but I had to get off because I heard Mark Hughes wanted another go"' Photograph: Photomontage

We'll leave you with this visual aberration, courtesy of Chris Allen: 'Here's hoping Ian doesn't get involved in the pre-match entertainment at his new club' Photograph: Photomontage