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Danni Scott

'I work at Greggs and I can tell what you look like based on your favourite baked treat'

Those who visit bakery chain Greggs regularly will have a favourite, go-to choice from the assortment of pastries and pizzas on sale. Whether you love a steak bake or a vegan sausage roll, you will have an automatic top pick.

Some exclusively indulge in Greggs in the morning, tucking in to a sausage and bacon bap while others venture in the afternoon for a pepperoni pizza or sweet treat.

No matter what your chosen pastry is, apparently it tells the cashier everything they need to know about you, according to one employee. On TikTok, user @smashed.pian0s revealed all with her hot take on what your Greggs go-to says about you and what you look like.

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Apparently if you pick certain items you're clearly a child (AFP via Getty Images)

Leah, who works at Greggs, wrote: "What you look like from what your Greggs order is." She then showed a picture of a classic Greggs pepperoni pizza before calling fans of this item children.

This is not the only pizza on the menu and she later said those who go for the margherita version are 'conventionally attractive' men with gym bodies.

Confessing in the comments, Leah defended the pizza choice to a naysayer who called the item "vile" but acknowledged her ability to make her own pizzas fresh probably helped the taste. She said: "It's well nice I make a fresh one every time I'm on break I can literally put anything on it if I want."

Next in the video was a breakfast roll with bacon and sausage, which Leah said flagged people instantly as builders or other high-vis hard hat-wearing workers.

The clip the shows the beef and veg pastry, which she jokingly adds a vomiting emoji next to. Unfortunately, if you're grabbing this from Greggs you're probably an older woman who is a bit rude, demonstrated by a picture of an old lady swearing.

Leah's line up had some notable gaps, including the famous sausage roll which viewers asked for her insight on. She couldn't give it and instead answered: "Literally everyone buys it."

Some commenters agreed with Leah, especially those who were "fans of margheritas" while others asked for their favourite to be analysed like the bean and cheese bake. Other Greggs employees sounded off in the comments, saying the video was "perfect".

She shared a pet peeve in the caption, which said: "Amount of times I have to say 'its not a heated counter' when people are shouting at me for it being cold."

A commenter joked: "Greggs deffo needs a heated counter," to which Leah added: "Then people would complain about the price cos u have to charge an extra 20% vat."

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