I was only three minutes into season two and episode one of 'Nobody Wants This' when I spotted this Art Deco-style green Bedside Night Carafe from Amazon on Kristen Bell's makeshift nightstand. Among her Tetris-ed stack of wellness items sits this water decanter that I can't seem to shake.
And neither can she, as she romantically recounts the reputational brownie points of Adam Brody's character accessorizing with said carafe. Curious to know more about the validity of carafes being a bedside essential, I interviewed some experts to explain its benefits in helping you sleep better — and yes, there's more than one.
Turns out, "glass carafes by the bed is king sh*t", as the show rightly proclaims. So here's a look at why, and the many stunning sets you can migrate into your bedroom.
Color: Green
After pausing the show mid-way, I managed to find this Bedside Night Carafe on Amazon that looks identical to the one spotted in the show. So if you're a fan of the show or simply looking to improve your wind down routine in Art Deco style, this is the one for you. And if not, there's more to shop below.
Why Are Glass Carafes a Bedside Essential?
"As a physician and researcher who has studied the intricate connection between the autonomic nervous system, hydration, and sleep regulation, I see keeping a glass carafe of water by the bedside as a small but meaningful step in promoting restorative rest," says sleep expert Dr. Eugene Lipov.
"During sleep, the body continues to lose water through respiration and perspiration. Even mild overnight dehydration can elevate cortisol levels and activate the sympathetic nervous system, which may increase morning fatigue and headaches."
He explains that having water easily accessible encourages gentle rehydration, supporting smoother cardiovascular and cognitive function as the body transitions from rest to wakefulness. This simple bedside add-on will help you master sleep hygiene and stay comfortable.
"From a behavioral standpoint, it also fosters sleep continuity. When people wake up thirsty and have to leave the bed or turn on lights to find water, they risk disrupting melatonin production and the stability of the sleep cycle," he says. "A bedside carafe removes that barrier and helps the body remain more relaxed without causing trouble while sleeping."
Moreover, sleep science coach Livvi DiCicco tells me that glass carafes are always preferable over other materials. "Specifically, glass will keep water at a comfortable temperature without the possible contamination of microplastics or chemical leeching from plastic water bottles," she says. "Setting up the carafe can also help enforce a bedtime routine, promoting a calming atmosphere and self-care before bed."
Color: Clear
If you're a minimalist but want a water decanter with some personality, the Stars Engraved Glass Carafe from the Vintage List is a great choice.
Color: Yellow
I'm obsessed with this Danube Hand-Blown Bohemian Crystal Carafe and Tumbler by Kickie Chudikova for its beautiful form and color.
Color: Blue
I love the classic look of this Azure Carafe and Glass Set by Maison Balzac. And bonus points for it being inked in one of the best colors for sleep.
Color: Clear
Simple yet elevated, this Ripple Small Carafe Set by Ferm Living is a charming choice for when you're quenching your thirst in the middle of the night.
Color: Yellow
I've been loving homewares that look effortlessly cool, and this Yellow Onda Carafe & Glass Set is a prime example of doing more with less.
Color: Clear
This Pinho Carafe and Glass Set from Form & Refine will help you make the most of your bedside real estate by taking up little space, with the cup acting as a stopper.
Color: Blue
This Hand-Blown Murano Glasses and Carafe set from NasonMoretti is so major, and perfect if you share your bedroom with a loved one.
Color: Clear
I love this Carafe Pitcher and Tumbler Glass Set from Amazon. It's clean, clear, and gets the job done in style.
Color: Nude Dusty Rose
This Mr. and Mrs. Tall Night Water Jug and Glass Set from NEXT will brighten up your bedside table and keep you hydrated through the night.
Also spotted on Joanne, aka Kristen Bell's nightstand on the show is a sleep mask. And as a certified sleep essential, our guide to the best sleep masks have got you covered.
