Grab three pals, and wear your shortest skirts and highest heels. Well, it worked for Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda Photograph: Chris Hondros/Getty Images
Team a body-con dress and a large hat with a really loud street evangelist. No one will be able to ignore you Photograph: Timothy A Clary/AFP/Getty Images
Who cares if those stonewash denim hotpants show a little too much flesh? If you've got it, flaunt it! Photograph: Timothy A Clary/AFP/Getty Images
The casting director felt strangely compelled to pick this girl ... Photograph: TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images
Some may find this easier than others Photograph: Timothy A Clary/AFP/Getty Images
Or, indeed, to any other celebrity Photograph: Timothy A Clary/AFP/Getty Images
And teach her to cry if the mean casting people says no Photograph: Chris Hondros/Getty Images
Or a nice old man. Or, even better, a really cute pet Photograph: Mike Segar/Reuters
But be aware that you're more likely to get arrested than a part Photograph: Timothy A Clary/AFP/Getty Images
A bushy beard, bow tie and yellow cap will do the trick Photograph: Chris Hondros/Getty Images