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Hoist by his own leotard?


Post your George Galloway captions below
Photograph: Channel 4

George has been at it again. And this time he wasn't pussyfooting around. If some viewers of Big Brother felt a little queasy at seeing the MP for Bethnal Green and Bow pretending to be a cat, and licking imaginary cream from the cupped hands of Rula Lenska, they may have found his latest Big Brother antics equally disturbing.

Last night viewers of the Channel 4 show were treated to the sight of George and fellow housemate Pete Burns trying to use the medium of robotic-style dance to illustrate "the slight feeling of bewilderment when a small puppy won't come to you when called".

Seeing as the last caption competition proved so popular, we've decided to do another one. Please post your picture captions below.

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