That unaccountable gangs of masked government thugs roam American cities with a license to snatch whoever they want into unmarked vans bound for concentration camps should terrify you. But, while the terror is real, we can at least take some amusement in how incompetent, stupid, and out-of-shape these hapless goons are.
Case in point: check out this video from Chicago that’s currently blowing up online. An unidentifed food delivery cyclist approached a gang of ICE thugs and “made verbal comments”. These Keystone cops leapt (or, to be more precise, shambled) into action, awkwardly waddling across the street as they attempted to apprehend their prey.
Fortunately, the cyclist nimbly hopped onto his bike, planted his feet on the pedals, and sped away, leaving a panting, sweaty, and humiliated crowd of bearded middle-aged men in his dust:
EXCLUSIVE: Earlier today ICE agents chase after a man in downtown Chicago after he made verbal comments but no physical or threatening contact. The man was able to get away. pic.twitter.com/uOiHXSmQny
— Christopher Sweat (@SweatEm) September 28, 2025
The video was met with general jubilation online, in much the same way as people would react to a Tom and Jerry cartoon. And, naturally, seeing this clumsy and intrinsically comedic bumbling put everyone in mind of Benny Hill. Inevitably, that classic music appeared:
I knew the song before I pressed the volume button!
— Joy(@joyslg14) September 29, 2025
Ah, ‘Yakety Sax’, never gets old…
They’re as clumsy as they are dumb
But don’t worry, there was much more fun to poke at this morally decrepit goof troop:
The other five ran into a real tunnel only to run off a cliff, and hung in the air for a second before looking down.
— Spicy Brian (@NormalGuy103) September 29, 2025
The other five ran into a real tunnel only to run off a cliff, and hung in the air for a second before looking down.
— Spicy Brian (@NormalGuy103) September 29, 2025
— Cathleen Prout (@act197) September 29, 2025
You might argue that there shouldn’t be much comedy in Trump’s goons invading Democrat-controlled cities and trampling the constitutional rights of American citizens. That said, the best defense against these goobers is to laugh at them.
These are not invincible MAGA supersoldiers, they’re out-of-shape, tubby losers straining to move in ridiculous assault gear they probably don’t even know how to use. It’s time to point and laugh at these idiots and look forward to the day when these goons are facing justice for their crimes.
