“Champagne is a great leveller. It makes you my equal”
Humphrey Bogart – Casablanca
Marilyn Monroe – The Seven Year Itch
James Stewart - The Philadelphia Story
Cary Grant – An Affair to Remember
“This is a very strict plane that I’m on”
Denzel Washington - Flight
Kristen Wiig – Bridesmaids
Robert Hays – Airplane
Jason Sudeikis – We’re the Millers
“Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war”
Robert Shaw – Jaws
Paul Rudd – I Love You Man
John Belushi – Animal House
Dudley Moore - Arthur
“Don’t ever be named Dan. Dan rhymes with man and men jerk off and he was a jerk off”
Leslie Mann - The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Mary Elizabeth Winstead – Smashed
Renee Zellweger – Bridget Jones’s Diary
Sandra Bullock – 28 Days
“I do not accept drinks from gentlemen who disapprove of me”
Audrey Hepburn - Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Karen Allen – Raiders of the Lost Ark
Ari Graynor – Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Keira Knightley – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cruse of the Black Pearl
“I hurt people. I’m a dick”
Will Ferrell – Old School
Trey Parker - Team America: World Police
Jason Segal – Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Nicolas Cage – Leaving Las Vegas
“Go get me a rag because you’ve got so many of those lying around here”
Charlize Theron - Young Adult
Elizabeth Taylor – Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Billy Bob Thornton – Bad Santa
Lindsay Lohan – Mean Girls
“I can write a hit play. Why can’t I have a little drink to unwind myself?”
Richard E Grant – Withnail & I
Jason Schwartzman - Rushmore
Nicolas Cage – Adaptation
Joseph Fiennes – Shakespeare in Love
“I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille”
Melissa McCarthy – The Heat
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover
Gene Wilder – Blazing Saddles
Christian Bale – American Psycho
“Last year, I was insane for this crazy little eighth grade bitch”
Anthony Michael Hall – Weird Science
Adam Sandler – Billy Madison
Michael Cera – Superbad
Gedde Watanabe – Sixteen Candles
