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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Technology
Bobbie Johnson, technology correspondent

Get Desktop Monbiot to set you straight

1995 UK Doom champion (and sometime Guardian contributor) David McCandless continues his net spoofs over at The Internet: Now in Handy Book Form. The "Schmapple Store" made me laugh today - particularly Desktop Monbiot: "This revolutionary software uses your computer's webcam to detect when you're [...] wasting time staring dreamily out of the window while the Earth plunges towards ecopocalypse. BANG! The vociferous Guardian pundit's face looms out of your screen DOUSH! He delivers a pin-point demolishing of your most cherished illusions."

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