PHILOI! That means friends in Greek-speak and I’m allowed to say silly billy things like “Greek-speak” because I am, in fact, Greek. Anyway, philoi, I have some very extremely exciting news for you, if you are one of those irritating people who saved money (ew) through the last year (wow ok nerd) and now have a sweet stash of cash for a Euro summer trip. Here is the tea – Uber has just announced they’re doing UBER BOAT in Mykonos this summer.
Picture this, if you will. You gather your best seven malakas (you’re absolutely a malaka if you have money to be in Europe rn, love you but it’s true) and you rent the bougie Cycladic house, etc. But something is missing. There’s a hole in your soul. You simply don’t have the full Greco experience sorted because you know that the only way to really DO the island life is to be out on those azure, erm, Atlantic (?????) waters with the crew, fist-pumping to Fisher. Or, if you prefer, staring aimlessly at the horizon to Tame Impala. Idk, I won’t yuck your yum. A little jig to the Brum theme song? Sure.
Anyway anyway ANYWAY. I should give you some actual information and stop making fun of you for being wise with your income, like the poor peasant bitch I am.
What Is Uber Boat In Mykonos About, Anyway?
So you know how you can book a car to take you wherever on Uber? The new Mykonos boat options is essentially the same deal. You open the app and there’s a cute little boat picture, and instead of picking a car (unless it’s that underwater car from James Bond), you pick the boat, and it’ll tell you when exactly you can get cruising.
Unfortunately, you don’t get a Lego-sized boat as a little treat. Image: Supplied.
