Going up
Tie-waist dresses See Karolina Kurkova at Cannes. Adds a bit of undone to the far-too-done-up red carpet.
Peony-only bouquets The single-bloom bunch is a strong look. The best are at flowerbx.com.
The Rupert Sanderson minion shoe Minion Yellow (and that’s an official Pantone colour to you) is the new black. The Rupert Sanderson Minion Malory pumps, on sale in Selfridges now, are everything.
The alphonso mango The best fruit in the world is back after a year’s hiatus. Sweet.
Jacquemus New label. As if French and Scandinavian style got together and had a baby.
San Pellegrino Lemon and Mint The UK’s soda game will never be as good as Italy’s, but this makes up for it. Tastes like summer.
Going down
Chandelier earrings We’re all about a pom-pom or a tassel.
Vegan missionaries Good for you if you’ve gone vegan in 2015. But do take note from cultures that have been vegan for thousands of years and keep it to yourself.
The Thicke dynasty Alan Thicke has revealed he and his wife like to get freaky to their son Robin’s songs. Barf.
Frexting Unnecessary word of the week: sending sexts to friends, presumably of the opp sex. Sheesh.
Websites with intro pages Seriously? Is this still a thing?
Uber self-esteem issues Aka when you find out your Uber passenger score. Don’t do it. Signed, a distraught 4.7.
