Football in 3D

'Sky's decision to continue showing Carlos Tevez was criticised as irresponsible,' laughs Tom Leonard, who may be getting confused with last week's topic Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Jason Froggett ruins all our eyes with a lesson on the downside of football in 3D Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Rafael Benítez comforts Alberto Aquilani after his concerns over football being televised in 3D,' titters Mike Petchey Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Jon Warren recalls football's most glorious moments in 3D Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Avramatar in 3D, nominated for relegation,' parps Phil Brown Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Inspired by the success of Avatar, West Ham chairman David Gold assembles a squad capable of producing another lucrative 3D blue movie,' cackles Kenny Ettick Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Will Wilson reckons the 3D experience makes everything just that little bit clearer ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk

... while Bert Ayers also can't resist a bit of Terry-bashing Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Thomo knew his days at Sky were numbered with the advent of 3D TV,' titters Jamie McCabe Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Will Wilson's back: 'Dismissing 3D technology, Arsène Wenger insisted he had a perfect view of the action through his rose-tinted glasses' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Here's another bespectacled Wenger, courtesy of Bert Ayers: 'These don't help at all. He's still rubbish' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Bert clearly has too much time on his hands as he unveils his third offering (sadly efforts four, five and six didn't make the cut): 'Football in 3D? Some things are better left in 2D' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Wenger becomes irate, as the pub fans refuse to return the ball,' sniggers Fi Weatherall Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'It all sounds very terrifying to me,' admits Brian Corcoran, who's clearly yet to be convinced by the merits of 3D Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Al Balmer gets full marks for detail as he rounds things off: 'The Football Weekly team turn over to Terry and June at half-time on 3D Soccer Sunday' Photograph: guardian.co.uk