Fans - I'd love to blog for you today, but I can't, because I've had to take an 'exhaustion' day, in the name of being unutterably fashionable (which I am). All the big stars like Lindsay Lohan (who is my fave) are at it on the sets of their films, and Britney's cancelled concerts for it in the past, so I thought, why not?
Metaphorically, therefore, I am hiding out in a great big Winnebago, with a voluminous feather trimmed pink wrapper encasing my frail form; my delicate, wan features almost completely obscured behind vast sun glasses, and maybe a towelling turban on my head (although I'm not sure about that. It might be a bit de trop). My complexion is alabaster, coincidentally. Actually, I'm staring vacantly at my computer screen and trying to convince Effikal to go to Starbucks for me, but she won't. Bear with me during this difficult time.
