Euro 2008 final

"To me, to you, to me," parps Gregor Boyd. "Say something Mark ... I can't!" What can you say to that, other than, "oh dear, oh dear". Photograph: /x

"Having saved the day and thwarted the villainous el Cajone," titters John Barry, "our heroes could now ride off into the sunset." Photograph: /x

"We apologise to viewers at home for continued technical problems of coverage of Euro 2008," gurgles Neil Pollock. "But you have just missed the best final ever!" Funny how there's been no Beglin/Tyldesley efforts, isn't it? Photograph: /x

Chris McMillan showcases his Photoshop skills. "Wanted to get a bloodied Ballack in there but you can't have everything ..." he chuckles. Photograph: /x

"Despite some quality banter, a BBC producer quietly sneaks off and kills himself," honks Michael Dunlop, who's better at gags than he is at spelling German footballers names Photograph: /x

"Truly, I say to you, one of you will lose." You'll have to take our word for it, but this is a fine piece of Photoshop work from Omar Bacha, with each face suitably superimposed with a Spaniard or German. It's fantastic. You just can't see it very well. Photograph: /x

Another entry from John Barry, who's fast becoming The Gallery's very own version. "Michael discovered the hard way, that if you don't grab the Bull by the horns, he's liable to grab you by the Ballacks!" Photograph: /x

Mike'll fix it - Adrian Moore riffs on Michael Ballack's pain. Photograph: /x