Lost in Showbiz really didn't have the strength for this one yesterday, but you may as well know that Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's daughters are in therapy. They are three and four years old.
And because not a single thing happens in Charlie and Denise's endlessly poisonous, wretched divorce that is not subsequently leaked by one of them, made the subject of court depositions, discussed in newspaper interviews, or co-opted as material for Denise's repulsive reality TV show, Mommy has already been on hand to gloss the situation.
She tells US mag InTouch Weekly: "My kids are in therapy. It's very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it's good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate."
What can you say?
A few days ago, it was Charlie calling Denise the N-word in a thoughtfully released voicemail; now it's Denise letting the world know how the children are coping. As we noted again last week, Paris Hilton is under investigation from the Los Angeles Department of Animal Services because you can only have a certain amount of dogs per address in the city. Kids? You can have as many of them as you like, and publicly damage them as much as you like, in yet another of those charming, "small government", Californian quirks.
