More on Coleen, folks, as and when it happens. Or in this case, a few weeks later. So now the ceremony has happened / is happening, the next question is, what will our Col take on honeymoon? Wonder no more!
It has come to our attention (ie, a press release was sent to us - Woodward and Bernstein take their cues from us, you know) that she spent over £1000 at a delightful sounding shop called Diamon-t. I think we all see what they did there. Saw it, and liked it.
And on what did she spend these two monkeys? Well, there was a lovely baby pink beach towel embroidered with the words "Just Married" and a manly black one for Wayne. Then there are truly fabulous sounding flip flops with the same statement written on the soles so she will leave little "Just Married" footprints in the sand wherever she may roam. A "Just Married" bikini, of course, and, best of all, something that the website describes as a "white frou frou thong" which isn't nearly as tacky as it might sound. Good God, no - this is couture we're talking about because Coleen had hers embroidered with the words "Mrs Rooney." Oh my god, I love this woman. If she wasn't already married, I'd propose to her myself.
Oh, and if you want to see these items for yourself, they're right here
