Charlie le Mindu's hairy creations at London fashion week

Backstage at Charlie Le Mindu, the models are wondering what they've let themselves in for Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Charlie le Mindu's show was part of Blow Presents at London fashion week Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

The show took place at the Royal Festival Hall Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Lady Gaga is wondering why she didn't get this instead of a bow Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Hairspray can number 457 Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

We like this coat, but can't help thinking it would tickle the knees to distraction Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Not only had Robinson Crusoe lost a lot of weight, he'd also not been able to shave for twenty years Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Is anyone else thinking of Star Trek aliens right now? Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Who needs a wig when you could have hairy shoes? Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Another brilliantly daft creation from the master wigmaker Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

The designer pays homage to one of Europe's great monuments Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

It's bad enough being forced into an all-in-one body condom, but having a hair collar padlocked to your neck is surely the last straw Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

Lip-smackingly good Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

The kooky hairdresser/wigmaker with his models Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images