While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping; rapping at my chamber door. Then I realised it was just a text message alert and snoozed off againPhotograph: Ian Gavan/Getty ImagesIt’s a dress made out of nightclubs. Made out of the last hour at nightclubs, before the lights come on, when people are drunkenly falling into one another and deciding they’re in lovePhotograph: Mike Marsland/WireImageIt’s like that bit at the beginning of Sex and the City, just before she gets splashed with water by a bus, except styled by Guy Ritchie, and the bus is the NME, and the water is three-star reviewsPhotograph: Rex Features
Plunder the sanitary bin gown fans! And there you will find Autumn/Winter 2010, nestled among the detritus and monthly agoniesPhotograph: Neil Lupin/RedfernsThe armpit veil is contrary to the dignity of women. The armpit veil is a tradition, it has no connection with religion. Armpits should not be prisoners behind a screen, deprived of identity. Picket!Photograph: Leon Neal/AFP
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