Bikini waxing not on the wane, reports Sunday Telegraph religious affairs correspondent

It is an unlikely assignment for a newspaper's religious affairs correspondent. "Bikini wax ban becomes too hairy for officials," is the headline on the report by the Sunday Telegraph's religious correspondent, Jonathan Wynne-Jones. "Beauty salon owners in America have won their battle to overturn plans that would have banned bikini waxes." It was, of course, a "close shave" for salon owners, one of whom is quoted as saying: "In New Jersey especially, where the government has been picking our pockets for so long, it was like: 'Just stay out of our pants, will you?'" The Archbishop of Canterbury was presumably unavailable for comment.