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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Technology
Charles Arthur

Apple's Snow Leopard vs Windows 7: vital differences you need to know

If you need any guidance on the precise differences between Apple's upcoming revision of OSX, called Snow Leopard, and the also upcoming revision of Windows Vista, carefully codenamed Windows 7, then we're glad to say that there is a fantastic point-by-point comparison now online which answers all your questions.

Including the snarky ones.

Welcome to The Onion, which provides a side-by-side feature-by-hyped-feature look at what the two will do.

Such as:

Problem it fixes:
Snow Leopard: Chumps with too-much-money syndrome;
Windows 7: Chumps who thought things would be better this time round.

Or

So aesthetically pleasing that it distracts users from countless technical gaffes?
Snow Leopard: Yes;
Windows 7: No, but working on it.

Any other suggestions for point-by-point comparators of Snow Leopard and Windows 7 that the Onion team have somehow unaccountably missed?

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