A-YIKES!
Denied a nail-biting denouement by the Best League In The World™, where the champions and relegated sides were all but mathematically confirmed about 15 matches ago, more than a few Premier League observers have spent the past couple of weeks glancing towards the Netherlands while exhibiting hitherto unprecedented symptoms of a malaise Football Daily is diagnosing as Eredivisie Envy. For so long the neglected cousin of Europe’s Big Five, the Dutch top flight is largely left to its own devices while its English, Spanish, German, Italian and French relatives chew the fat at European football’s Big Boy table, only diverting their attention towards the low countries when it comes to hoovering up emerging talent. On Wednesday, however, the pancake-flat land of tulips, wooden footwear and uncomfortably forthright conversation stole continental headlines as European heavyweights Ajax completed their latest pratfall en route to what could be one of the most apocalyptic chokes in football history.
A month ago, it all looked done and dusted. With five matches remaining, Ajax had an apparently insurmountable nine-point lead over champions PSV Eindhoven and looked a shoo-in to reclaim the title they consider their birthright with two or three games to spare. It was at this inopportune moment that Francisco Farioli’s side started stepping Sideshow Bob-style on rakes, taking just one point from the next nine available, while PSV won three in a row to reduce the gap to just one point. On Wednesday night PSV made it four wins on the bounce, the final whistle of their 4-1 home win over Heracles being blown as Ajax attempted to close out a 2-1 win against 10-man FC Groningen.
While that game concluded, PSV fans, players, coaches, groundstaff and even club mascot Phoxy the fox remained on the pitch and in the stands at the Philips Stadion, peering at buffering phones and tablets before the glorious realisation slowly dawned on them that no, this wasn’t some elaborate hoax but Groningen had in fact scored a miraculous equaliser in the ninth minute of added time. Cue Ajax desolation at Groningen and scenes of unbridled pandemonium in Eindhoven as PSV went one point clear at the top with a game left to play. The destination of a title that once looked lost is now firmly in their own hands.
“If you’re nine points behind with five games to go, the hope is so small,” cooed PSV captain Luuk de Jong. “And now, to be one point ahead with one match left – that’s something you wouldn’t even dare to dream. It’s incredible.” Of course to avoid a significant bottling of their own, PSV cannot relinquish the lifeline thrown their way by Ajax and must beat mid-table Sparta Rotterdam away on Sunday to retain their title. Ajax, meanwhile, have to beat sixth-placed Twente in Amsterdam and pray PSV slip up. Premier League old boys Jordan Henderson and Wout Weghorst were both ashen faced but disappointingly tightlipped following Ajax’s shocker, but their teammate Davy Klaassen did deign to speak with reporters after the game. “I’m only here because I have to [talk to you],” declared the former Everton midfielder, showcasing that famous Dutch reputation for pleasantry-free straight-talking for all to see.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
How do you go from being a kid watching Everton from the Boys’ Pen to having a statue on Goodison Road? If someone had presented me back then with a history of my life, I’d have said: ‘Don’t be silly, nothing like that is ever going to happen to me.’ But it did. When I was told the statue was going to be made it was one of my proudest moments. I’ve had a fantastic football life and it amazes me when I look back on it” – Colin Harvey gets his chat on with Andy Hunter in an interview so heartwarming even your Daily was glowing inside.
FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS
As a north-east native and fan of both Middlesbrough and Everton (can’t call me a glory supporter), I’d just like to wish my sincere best to Sunderland for the final. Seeing them back in the Premier League would be perfect. One less rival for Middlesbrough, and one relegation spot blocked off for Everton. Up the Black Cats!” – Andrew Tate (not that one).
The Newcastle United 1990-91 home shirt was either the original barcode (Football Daily letters passim) or based on the predator-confusing markings of a zebra” – John Lawton.
One of 1,057 Putney-based pedants writing in to quibble with the playoff stats (Wednesday’s Football Daily) here. Swift relegation followed Fulham’s playoff victories in 2018 and 2020, with our more durable Premier League status instead coming after Marco Silva led us to a first-place finish in 2021-22. While this makes the odds for playoff winners a tad worse than you suggested, it’s not all bad. My memories of Wembley were well worth spending the next year feeling like I’d been to 38 games and somehow seen us lose all of them 3-0 away to Palace. All the best, keep up the work, you do brighten up my teatime” – Rohlan Dyre.
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