Quick, give it a fresh lick of paint, George, and hopefully no one will spot the moneybox is empty. The chancellor of the exchequer gets busy at his annual Christmas party for the Starlight charityPhotograph: Peter Macdiarmid/PAThe gloves are off, but it's just another day in the office at the Ukrainian parliamentPhotograph: AFP/Getty ImagesWho's that skulking in the back row? European leaders and, er, Nick Clegg are snapped in Oslo after the Nobel peace prize award ceremonyPhotograph: Lise Aserud/AP
All hands on duck – a 50ft rubber bird bobs past HMS Belfast on the ThamesPhotograph: Jackpotjoy.com/PAAnyone recognise this royal couple? No, neither do we, but they're on sale in a market shop in Naples, Italy Photograph: Demotix/CorbisDo they know it's Christmas? Kate Winslet does. She's gone to the Hong Kong international races in seasonal style ... as a Christmas decorationPhotograph: Antony Dickson/AFP/Getty ImagesEd Miliband's wife Justine, aka Santa's little helper, knows tooPhotograph: Yui Mok/PAThis is no time for napping, Santa! St Nicholas is caught having 40 winks before an appearance in BrusselsPhotograph: Yves Herman/ReutersThe macaques are in a spot of hot water with their "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" approach to life at the Jigokudani monkey park in Yamanouchi, JapanPhotograph: Kazuhiro Nogi/AFP/Getty ImagesLook who's having the last laugh. It's a baby hippopotamus at Berlin zooPhotograph: Johannes Eisele/AFP/Getty Images
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