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James Walsh

Your underwhelming Halloween photos

‘Take one sheet. Cut holes.’
‘Take one sheet. Cut holes.’ Photograph: SamKam/GuardianWitness

Last week we asked our readers to share their underwhelming Halloween photos. We have been inundated with blurry photos of spooky goings-on.

You can catch the full gamut of fangtastic ghouls and bad pumpkins over on GuardianWitness - listed below are some of the most underwhelming efforts we’ve received so far.

First up: ghosts.

WoooooOOOOOOOoooo... oh

7 year old daughter going old school for Halloween

Take one sheet. Cut holes.

The 'mask' fashioned from my dad's vest (underpants?) couldn't disguise my dislike for fancy dress, although at least the dickie-bow ensured that my dignity remained intact.

Next up, this ageless terror from the depths of Transyvania

Lovely use for leftover bubble wrap

Hang on - this cape's all... and the teeth are... oh this is hopeless.

How Steve Coogan managed to keep biscuits taped to his face I'll never know.

I ain’t scared of no muffins

I ain't afraid of no muffins.

Spooky pets

Betty-Jo deserves a sausage for trying on last years costume

In case you were wondering, Betty-Jo is paying homage to this YouTube classic.

Halloween outfit for Olive the puppy. She's not to impressed with its lack of eye holes, but the fake teeth are great.

Practising 'treat or trick'

Bad pumpkins

Need I say more?

Death comes to Asda

Not so much the Grim Reaper, just 'grim'

Someone did a drawing of death too.

Finally, in Hastings...

Sometimes it's hard to know if they're in costume or just the usual locals.

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