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The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
James Walsh

Your underwhelming Christmas photos

Christmas in Sheffield.
Christmas in Sheffield. Photograph: GuardianWitness

It’s almost Christmas! Look busy.

We asked our ever-cynical readers to share their most underwhelming images of the season so far. From limp trees to misguided toilet decorations, the responses were as disappointing as we had hoped.

Here’s a selection of our favourite contributions. We’re going to keep the assignment open over Christmas, so please do keep sending in your own average moments from the most magical time of the year.

[Mushy] peas on earth

Father Christmas has got a second job to tie him over the festive period...#hardtimes

Dreaming of a white Christmas

Took us a couple of days to even notice this token nod to Christmas , made by our over -excited manager last week.

The privy and the ivy

Santa’s grotty

My personal interpretation: Santa is a bus driver.

A downbeat Santa scene

Father Christmas tries, and fails, to be a traffic controller

A Santa to traumatize the kids with.

Mutton pie?

Wall of silence

How introverts do Christmas cards

Meat the parents

This is my parents plan for Xmas dinner. 2 Fray Bentos pies which are over 6 months out of date. They insist they're looking forward to it. #stubborn

Christ is risen

This laughable display showed up just outside the elevators in the parking garage hallway of my father-in-law's apartment building.

Liquidation de Noël

unintentional satire in a shopping mall in the village of Aylmer on the other side of the Ottawa River from the nation's capital ...


Saxy Santa

Trees galore

Even the works Christmas tree was fed up.

Getting the lights all the way to the top of the tree just seemed a little too much to ask this year. Just stand real close and don't look up; it's perfect.

Our four year old daughter chose and decorated the tree this year. Utterly unaware it's pathetic

Most pathetic attempt at an office Christmas tree I've ever seen. Not even a bauble in sight.

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