The Times reports that an Egyptian man who was surfing internet porn – for the, ahem, first time – collapsed when he came across his wife. It turns out that she is something of a star, with 11 films under her garter. The couple had been married for 16 years with four kids. And in case you didn't think things could get any worse ... when the husband, Ramadan, confronted her she said she never loved him and her lover was an old boyfriend from before she had married. Happy anniversary, folks.
