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Not content with his burgeoning TV career, Piers Morgan is getting back into his day job, having signed up to write a weekly sport column for the Mail on Sunday. The column will make its debut on August 17, in time for the start of the football season. Even MediaGuardian's own Maggie Brown has confessed to being a fan of Piers' diary column in the Sunday newspaper's Live magazine. Mail on Sunday editor Peter Wright says: "He has got a lot to say about sport, it will be a commentary column rather than a diary. He's got all sorts of opinions about football and cricket, which he is passionate about." Although Monkey fears that Wright might have a hard time getting Piers to write about anything other than Arsenal.