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It is building up to become the really rather protracted battle of the breakfast DJs. More than two years after Radio 1's Chris Moyles dubbed Capital's Johnny Vaughan "Johnny Yawn" on air, Vaughnie - or is that Yawnie? - has hit back. In an interview in the current edition of Closer magazine Vaughan says: "He [Moyles] probably loathes me. I've never met him and I'm sure he is a really nice chap, but he keeps avoiding me at events - I always see him hiding. If it works for him to bad-mouth me, then fine. But a pro should never bad-mouth a pro." But if that's the case then why, Monkey wonders, did Vaughnie take the very professional step of calling the amply girthed Moyles "Ronald McMoyles" in the same interview? Over to you now, Chris. Or should that be Ronald?