Get a bucket and a mop because Regé-Jean Page is now on relaxation-app Calm. So let him read you a story in his sexy British accent as you drift off into a gentle slumber.
After appearing on Bridgerton as great hunk o’ spunk Simon Basset, the Duke of Hastings has a special place people’s hearts… and pants. But now we can all have our very own little piece of Regé-Jean as we’re going to bed.
Regé-Jean will narrate Calm’s latest sleep story called the Prince & The Naturalist! The story is about a naturalist and his royal pupil who find that nature is the best teacher. I don’t know about you, but that sounds kind of sexual to me? Aren’t nudists also called naturalists? Oh wait, that’s a naturist.
Either way with Regé-Jean Page narrating, that’s good enough for me. He could read the instruction manual for inserting a tampon and I’d still find it sexy.
Although I don’t know if his voice would necessarily help people go to sleep? If anything it may get them a bit too excited.
Well, if the Duke is a bit too sexy for you, you can try one of the app’s other celeb narrators like: Harry Styles, Matthew McConaughey, Idris Alba and Priyanka Chopra Jonas. Actually, on second thought, they are also extremely hot and exciting to the nether regions.
Well if you need me I’ll be listening to the sweet sound of Regé-Jean Page as I cry myself to sleep. Oh did I say cry? I meant, ahhh…
You can listen to Regé-Jean on the Calm app here.
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