As the weather gets colder, you'll want to wrap up warm at night, in your pyjamas and a dressing gown.
You might also want to tuck your feet into a cosy pair of slippers to keep your toes toasty.
And now you can do just that in a pair of slippers shaped like a penis.
Yes, really.
Online retailer Firebox are selling willy-shaped slippers on their website, adding to their existing Pierre the Penis range.
Priced at £24.99 the unusual foot wear would make a hilarious secret Santa gift for your pals or are just something amusing to buy for yourself.
The product's rather cheeky description reads: "Plunge your frozen plates of meat into these cosy, plush replicas of nature’s warmest external organ.
"Go gently though, these slippers may be durable but we all know that area of the body isn’t keen on rogue kicks.
"Super plush, these soft penises may not be stylish but they’ll keep your feet willy warm and provide endless opportunity for slipper-related banter.
"Don’t laugh, they look better than those granddad-style tartan moccasins you used to schlep about the house in."
The novelty slippers are only available in one size, but it's intended to fit most of those with UK size seven to 12 feet.
As well as Pierre the Penis slippers, Firebox also sells a four foot tall Pierre the Penis body pillow and the world's tiniest Pierre the Penis.
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Pierre The Penis Slippers are sold by Firebox for £24.99 – www.firebox.com
