You'll have noticed that Microsoft is now going to be powering Yahoo's search. Well, it will be once the deal is done.
To celebrate, the two companies set up a joint website to announce it. And hey, just so that things look tickety-boo, they stuck some stock photos at the top of the page. Because, you know, a corporate announcement just doesn't look right unless it's got a picture of a man pointing at a screen and a woman happily receiving a pile of papers from a man.
Now, please, let's have your captions. We've hotlinked the photos; now tell us what the people in them are saying. Relevant to Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, search and advertising, please.
For example, No.1:
Her: "oh, great! thanks for those search results - I'll type them into the results window right away."
No.2
(OK, even I'm at a loss to know what the connection between a happy mother and daughter - childminder and girl? - is to Yahoo/Microsoft.)
No.3
Him: "According to that book by my keyboard, this answer is wrong. Someone on the internet is wrong."
Oh, come on, you can do far better. Have at them.