Remain
Billy Bragg
Uncle Bill nailed the mood in the Left Field with a passionate set of pop politics and emotion. Vote Bragg!
Dungaree or dungadont?
Dungarees were the go-to unisex look of the festival. Strapping!
Buddha bowls
The ultimate festival food truck: carrots, kimchi, brown rice, halloumi and organic omega seed sprinkles. Mmmmm, om.
Dunlop wellies
Who needs £90 Hunters?
Purple rain
From Alexis Hot Chip’s storming DJ set, to covers from Jess Glynne, Christine and the Queens and Blossoms, Glastonbury finally had its Prince moment.
Calorie offsetting
Cider and chips, wading through the mud = a well-fed weekend workout. New glutes all round!
Heidi-ing
The double plait + floral dress combo. You couldn’t move for this look when the sun came out.
Getting Ziggy with it
A giant freaky Bowie puppet sat on someone’s shoulders for the whole weekend! Amazing commitment.
Inflatable flamingos
Out of the pools and into the mud … a tropical touch to the west country.
Glitter casts
A broken arm can’t stop the glam.
The Smyths
A massive afternoon singalong to Fake Morrissey and the gang – please, please can we get what we want and have the real thing?
Flagging spirits
“God hates flags” and “Flaggy McFlagface” win the meta-flag stakes.
Follow the tyre track road!
Sometimes the only way through the mud is to follow a tractor.
Sofa, so good
The best way to chillax while watching a band? We loved the couple who brought an inflatable sofa.
Protoje
Upped the singalong stakes with his reggae anthem Who Knows? After this weekend, who does bloody know?
Guardian’s Blind Date’s couple
Zomg! (See page 11)
We’re with the Miliband!
Corbyn cancelled. McDonnell pulled out at the last minute. Up stepped Ed.
Leave
Most festival man?
The medieval court jester watching Art Garfunkel. Keeping it real, 1432-style.
Bluebeards
Dyed facial hair: the wacky weekend look that won’t die out.
Rumour mill
“Corbyn has cancelled” is this year’s “secret Radiohead gig”.
Glitterati
Glitter on cheekbones? Overexposed!
Tinder trap
How many exes can you bump into in one field in Somerset? Awks.
“The path’s gone a bit Campbell’s”
Glasto vernacular on day two: the only way to describe the ground’s soupy consistency. By day three it was a broth.
Glastrophising
Catastrophising, Glastonbury style: “It’s never going to stop raining!” “The mud is the worst it’s ever been!” “Brexit has ruined everything!” “Trump is next!”
Bernard Sumner’s “drunk dad at a wedding” dancing
Never change, Barney.
Winnebago white
The festival’s most high status colour to wear. Because you can only wear white if you’re in a Winnebago.
Game Of Thrones outfits
Get cape, wear cape – why?
Top hats with feathers
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