Worst leg forward

Not so much Through the Keyhole as Down the Trouser Leg. Adopts best Loyd Grossman accent: "Whose varicose vein is this?" Don't be fooled by the red sock – it's not Michael Grade. Check out the red hair for goodness' sake! Which is the biggest clue of all. Another: he presents a rather popular breakfast show. Chris Moyles? Now you're being silly. The picture was posted by Chris Evans, so we're guessing it's probably him. "Anyone had a very close varicose vein experience?" he asks. "Heard it's the most painful thing ever to have them extracted!" Ouch. Don't forget your toothbrush, Chris, especially if it's an overnight stay.