World Cup 2010 memories

Jason Froggett gets the ball rolling (or perhaps that should be flying uncontrollably through the air), as he discovers a secret Adidas dossier
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'FA suits just couldn't understand why their commemorative World Cup blazer badge didn't sell,' snorts Stuart Goodacre
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'Gerrard and Lampard finally figure out that when one of them bombs on, the other should hold,' titters Matt Pearson
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Bert Ayers delves into the inner machinations of Diego Maradona's mind
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Is it Carlos Tevez? Is it Franck Ribéry? Either way Ben McFadden's entry is scaring us
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'At times in the tournament Mesut Ozil played like he was from a different planet,' sniggers a slightly mean Adam Harvey
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'At the launch of 'My World Cup: Memories of South Africa 2010', Harry Kewell's publisher wonders if that million-dollar advance might have been better spent elsewhere,' reveals Rob Marriott
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'Vuvuzelas ... there was no hiding place,' screams Chris Barlow
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Jason Froggett uncovers North Korea's player registration ruse
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And from one man who wants to rule the world to another. This courtesy of Tom Nycz-Losi Photograph: Picture

'Diego Forlán will be remembered for his ridiculous manipulation of the Jabulani ball,' chirps Matt Pearson Photograph: Picture

'Oh-oh-oh-oh, everybody was kung-fu fighting,' sings John Paul Barry
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And here's more of the same from Scott W
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Alastair Smith goes for a slightly more surreal take on proceedings
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'A match that would have even tried the patience of Buddha,' chortles Chris Barlow
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Roy Boujaoude clearly isn't impressed by Andrés Iniesta's play-acting
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'Paul the Octopus' success in South Africa led to a £6m-a-year windfall,' bleats Brian Corcoran
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Ever wondered what the sum total of Wayne Rooney's efforts in South Africa was? Richard Owen has the answer
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