World Cup 2010: Germany's Joachim Löw

Brendan Ashbrook has noticed Jogi may have got his sports casual look from another fashion icon, Alan Partridge Photograph: guardian.co.uk

All Rayner Simpson can think of when he sees Jogi is 80s icon Mike Read Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'It's the Cabinet of Dr Löw,' intones Matt Cahill in his best spooky voice Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'After he defeated the English, Jogi became quite the celebrity in Germany,' says Jason Froggett Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Hey England, looks like you made it To The End,' says Coachie Ballgames pointing out that This is a Löw Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Ben Stokes reckons Jogi has the looks to take him all the way to a C&A catalogue modelling gig Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Here is our hero, educating Mesut Özil in the ways of Löw,' parps Rob Marriott. 'I realise that this may need a rudimentary grasp of German pronunciation. But Guardian readers are learned, aren't they? Mostly? Maybe?' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Someone had to do it, and that someone was Phil Brown Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Oliver Sparrow looks ahead to this summer's biggest blockbuster Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'How Löw can you go,' guffaws Leon Ward Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'That dastardly Orson Hodge look-a-like has left our hapless desperate housewives worrying for their husbands' international futures after last week,' sighs John Paul Barry Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Bert Ayers likes the look of Germany's new home strip Photograph: guardian.co.uk

This Gallery just wouldn't feel complete without a spot of shameless stereotyping now would it? Andy Crowson does the honours Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'J-Lö's cats put Fabio Capello and Diego Maradona on the endangered list,' booms Brian Corcoran Photograph: guardian.co.uk

We're not sure what Jogi's done to be put on a level with Fabio Capello, but Matt Pearson's effort was diverting enough to get in anyway. Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'I'm not sure if you're supposed to drink  this or rub it into your hair,' ponders Matthew Calamatta. 'Either way, the effects are rejuvenating' Photograph: guardian.co.uk