Woolfe's swimming pool accident

Monkey has had some more light shed on Sky1 controller Richard Woolfe's injured fingers which were seen bandaged up at the relaunch of the channel on Tuesday night. Apparently the Woolfemeister snapped two of them in a swimming pool vent at his holiday home in Portugal and had to have a general anesthetic to reset them. However, it seems one of the fingers is now wonky and might have to be reset again. Ouch. More importantly, Monkey hears that Woolfe has had trouble cutting up his meals at The Ivy. On one recent visit new Heat editor Julian Linley had to play mum and help feed him - Monkey hopes Woolfe will be able to enjoy his visits to the TV executives' canteen of choice without the need for assistance very soon.