Wonky fruit and vegetables

It's all gone bear-shaped (somewhere there must be a spud in the shape of Matthew Corbett) Photograph: Geoff Robinson/Rex Features

You've got to love a duck-shaped cucumber Photograph: Albanpix Ltd/Rex Features

Misshapen carrots need no longer huddle together for comfort, brooding on rejection Photograph: Nick Randall/Rex Features

Shockingly, the curvature of this bendy courgette would have made it ripe for rejection before Photograph: David Sillitoe

A misshapen organic potato. Actually that's slightly frightening Photograph: Maxine Adcock/GAP Photos/Getty Images

Sadly tomatoes are still subject to officially sanctioned body fascism, meaning this cute little fella won't be getting near a supermarket checkout any time soon ... Photograph: Rex Features

... but perhaps that's a good thing Photograph: Mercury Press Agency/Rex Features

The shape of potatoes has always been free from central interference - we all love spuds Photograph: Silvia Otte/Getty Images

Winner of the National Trust ugly vegetable competition - congratulations to Hilary Nellist from Bedford, who won a veg box for a year and advice from a NT gardener (like "give up - no, seriously, please") Photograph: National Trust

And finally - a carrot with, er, another carrot. And a third, smaller carrot Photograph: Richard Crampton/Rex Features