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Courtney Pochin

Man's hilariously honest Tinder profile has women saying they've found 'the one'

Crafting the perfect dating profile is no mean feat - you need to find the right photo, come up with something witty to say and think long and hard about the type of people you want to attract.

But one man didn't have time to waste writing out his whole life story in hopes of finding his dream girl.

And so his Tinder profile is rather different from many you may have seen, and it's captured the attention of women on Twitter for all the wrong reasons.

Known only as Mikey, the 28-year-old gets straight to the point on his page - he's not looking to date anyone, he's just on the hunt for a "nawty woman" to sleep with before he goes to prison.

The man's profile reveals he's off to prison soon (Twitter)

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Yep, you read that right. Prison.

What a catch, ladies, form an orderly queue.

Mikey's profile was spotted by a Twitter user known as @MsDeadInside who shared a screen shot and joked: "The search is over, I've finally found 'the one'."

Her post quickly went viral, garnering over 1,000 likes and 200 retweets.

People couldn't help but laugh (Twitter)

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In the photo, the bizarre Tinder profile can be seen to read: "I'm not going to beat it around the bush, I'm off to prison for I do not know how long and I am looking for one last proppa good f*** before I go on my travels.

"I'm not a c*** and I will respect ya but I'm looking for a real nawty woman who will f*** all day and all night, obviously stopping for food and drink breaks yano lol.

"I do apologise in advance for being so straight to the point but I can't exactly commit to a relationship for reason above, I will consider a pen pal while I'm away."

People couldn't help but laugh (Twitter)

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The responses to the tweet were hilarious, with many joking about how romantic the man was.

One person wrote: "Didn't know stealing hearts was a prisonable offence."

Another commented: "We can't all be lucky enough to grab a prize like him."

A third added: "Sounds like a keeper although Her Majesty will be keeping him first."

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