Woman finds brutal note left on parked car - and everyone's finding it funny

By Alice Peacock

A woman returned to her car to discover a brutal note left on the windscreen taking aim at her Christian bumper sticker to the amusement of social media users.

Just above the note is a bumper sticker that reads “Jesus disciple”.

The note, which read “PRETTY SURE JESUS WOULDN’T PARK LIKE A B******” was placed under the windscreen wipers on the rear window of a silver Mitsubishi.

The image was shared online with the caption: “I shouldn’t laugh, but I’m going to…”

A photo of the note was shared on Reddit and Instagram where many people presumed it to be a joke and found it hilarious.

Many people seemed to presume the note was a joke, with one person commenting: “There’s a Jesus take the wheel joke in this somewhere”.

Another pointed out: “Jesus has never driven a car before so he might actually park like that”.

And another Reddit user cheekily said: “The Church of England wants a word”.

It comes just days after a pair of furious sisters voiced their anger at having notes stuck to their windscreens with glue and silicone after parking on a residential street.

Ellie Newman, 36, and sister Jordana Timeyin, 39, park their matching Range Rover Velars on a street close to where they work in Manchester - but said they were shocked by the "criminal damage".

The sisters, who both work at nearby Loan Agency Bridgewater Acceptances, say their cars have repeatedly been targeted.

On Thursday Ellie claims she discovered a note stuck with silicone to the windscreen of her black Range Rover after she finished work.

The note in black felt tip pen read: "Please stop using this street as a car park.

"Residents are coming home from work/shopping and can not park on their own street!!"

But Ellie said she and sister Jordana are perfectly within their rights to park there, as they both pay tax.

She said: "There are no yellow lines.

"We work in the area and this is what we pay road tax for. Our offices have been there 20 years.

"This has happened about four times. We have had our car scratched and around four notes left, stuck on with super glue, gaffer tape and now silicone.

"This is criminal damage."

According to the official RAC parking guide: "It is perfectly legal to park outside someone’s house, unless the vehicle is blocking a driveway or a wheel is over a dropped kerb.

"Other situations in which parking isn’t permitted include streets governed by residents’ parking permits or any of the restrictions outlined above, i.e. double yellow lines."

Ellie says she has logged the incident to the police online.

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