Set your phasers to mildly fazed, because there's more casting news from the new Star Trek movie, which will centre on the early lives of the Enterprise's crew. Think of it as Final Frontier High, then medicate appropriately.
Anyway, latest star to be taken on board - what? you want me to write "to be beamed up"? in which case, if you are not redirected within five seconds, click here - is none other than recovering shoplifter Winona Ryder.
Winona, we learn, will play the mother of a young Spock. Plot details are sketchy at this time, but it is believed fans will gain a greater insight into Spock's tortured personality, which is not, as previously thought, a result of his being torn between his human emotional impulses and his Vulcan logic, but residual trauma from having to attend school dressed in Marc Jacobs outfits riddled with holes where Mommy had chewed the security tags off.
