Willian | The Gallery

Steven Shelley reckons 'there was definitely something not-quite-right about Willian’s medical at Spurs but for the life of him AVB just couldn’t put his finger on it' Photograph: © Royalty-Free/Corbis

'Looks like Tottenham have signed the wrong man.' Ben McClean does the obvious. And does it well Photograph: Photomontage

'Known for his tough negotiating style, Daniel Levy's reaction to the Willian saga took a typically hard line,' guffaws Joel Kite Photograph: Photomontage

'Pied Piper 2: This Time It’s Personal!' booms Gareth Roberts Photograph: Photomontage

'AVB couldn't stay angry with the little scamp for long,' titters Alex Marsh Photograph: Photomontage

'You jammy bugger!' Fergus Stewart reckons a certain Manchester United striker might be feeling a little green-eyed Photograph: Photomontage

'A potential line-up for next year’s The Voice,’ honks Rhys Probert Photograph: Photomontage

'"Hop on!" say José, as Willian wonders whether he was supposed to ride to London with someone else,' cackles Chris Wimmer Photograph: Photomontage

‘Oor Willian, Your Willian, A’Body’s Willian! – except Spurs of course.’ This may help explain Allan Smith's entry Photograph: Photomontage

'Willian was reportedly close to signing for Spurs until someone made him an offer he couldn't refuse,' offers Chris Reilly, rounding things off Photograph: Photomontage