Hello kitty _ and please don't tear me to shreds. In Tanzania's world-famed Serengeti National Park, a sleek fanged cheetah shockingly jumps up on our safari jeep just a claw's swipe away from us.
Let me reiterate: We've been carjacked by a wild big cat!
The extraordinary encounter in the savanna grasslands begins as we're stopped at a distance watching the on-the-prowl female carnivore, who casually turns, slowly paces toward our Land Cruiser, then disappears at our vehicle's rear. All six passengers, including myself, are standing up in the open-air pop-top facing that direction when suddenly _ with a scratchy thud and our audible gasps _ the spotted creature lands on the back roof right before our eyes. She curiously peers at us, as if we're the surprise. Our Tanzanian guide Moses (pray for a miracle) calmly whispers, "Be quiet."
Fortunately no one resembles a tasty gazelle antelope, which cheetahs _ who rule as earth's fastest mammals _ race down, viciously bite in the neck to suffocate and bloodily disembowel to devour. I once witnessed this unforgettable slice of nature in Kenya, so today's regal party-crasher (with their black "eyeliner," cheetahs are Hollywood glam of the jungle) has me both fascinated and with my fur up. Normally, cheetahs perch atop high termite mounds to survey their antlered prey. This hungry cheetah commandeers a dusty Toyota for a much better view.
For nearly 10 (oh is my heart thumping) minutes, the keen-visioned predator changes positions as she intensely scans for hoofed dinner _ when she rotates on all fours, the black-and-white ringed tip of her long tail pokes into our cab; when she erectly sits, her muscular left haunch spills over padding above the back seats. (Those occupants, two 20-something guys, have wisely ducked and nervously stuffed themselves into the corners.) Hearing cameras click, the quizzical cheetah again fixes amber eyes on the rest of us upright, frozen paparazzi. Mind you, we're in a closed-window 4x4, so if she dives in or accidentally falls in, it'll get ugly. Eventually, the confident cat leaves only after another safari truck pulls alongside and deliberately guns its engine.
If it seems like a National Geographic episode, well, by chance, I'm on a National Geographic Journey with tour operator G Adventures. The seven-day "Tanzania Safari Experience" is also one of G Adventures' Jane Goodall-endorsed itineraries, focusing on protection of wildlife. Which is why the next day we listen to a conservation lecture, coincidentally given by Dennis Minja, manager of the Serengeti Cheetah Project and a field researcher who keeps tabs on 120 of the 200 cheetahs roaming the park.
He'll try to identify the jeep-leaper through our photos; every cheetah has a unique spot pattern. Later he emails to inform me she is Grace, previously named by him after the elegant real-life princess and movie star Grace Kelly. (His study subjects also include Bradley and Cooper.) Grace is about 3 years old. "When she reached the age of 8 months, she started jumping on the cars, and she perfected this behavior during her adolescence," he writes. That trick isn't condoned for her safety either. Grace already beat the odds _ 95% of cheetah cubs don't survive to 18 months, often slain by lions to eliminate competition or by hyenas for food. Grace became independent early last year, just months before her mother was tragically killed by a speeding vehicle in the Serengeti.
It turns out before pouncing onto the roof, Grace first hopped up and straddled our two back spare tires _ one of those claw-punctured wheel covers aptly reads: "Your Journey Begins Here."
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