Nintendo's much-anticipated Wii console arrives this evening in the UK, and I imagine hordes of gamers are going to be sweating profusely as they get their mitts on the diminutive dynamo for the first time.
Popular games blog Kotaku recently posted about a funny Japanese Wii safety manual, but some wag's already concocted a number of more, erm, interesting graphics for those who don't know what - or what not - to do with it.
