Going up!
Cardi’s crow
People should bring more birds with them to functions. It adds to a lovely sense of occasion. See: the singer with a crow at the Schiaparelli show.
The Bayeux Tapestry
Thrilled to hear the tapestry, likely the work of English embroiderers, will be exhibited at The British Museum. It’s coming home, etc.
Thigh guy summer
Mescal and Styles have been pushing short shorts on straight men for years. With M&S’s new collection, it might just hit mainstream.
BYOB
Sophisticated once more per Soho fave Brasserie Zédel, which is allowing guests to bring their own on Monday nights with no corkage fee. Mais oui.
Going down…
Wimbledon AI
No one has had a more terrible week than Wimbledon’s artificial, but not all that intelligent, visually impaired electronic line judges. Out!
‘Ozempic friendly supper’
Hosts have been advised to offer fresh fruit salad, crudités and dips, sashimi, fish soup and sorbet at dinner parties, so as to cater for those on the pen. Sounds like fun.
Evil air hostesses
Airport staff paid bonuses by easyJet to catch passengers with oversized cabin bags, I read. Gremlins in hideous orange clothing.
Milk alternatives
Soya? Oat? Naff. I cannot leave my desk without being asked by four people what type of milk I’d like with that coffee. Normal! Please!
