You wouldn't want to be the one to own up to this. Simon Cowell's pride and joy, a new £400,000 Rolls-Royce, was parked overnight in a Manchester street while he filmed the X Factor. And what was that adorning the front right wing the next morning? "He came down in the morning and it looked like someone had bashed into it and driven off," a "pal" told the Sun. Wouldn't have wanted to be the intern that had to break the news to Mr Cowell. Let's hope Mr TV had got a good night's sleep before he found out.