"I belong in there!" wailed Nikki on last night's Big Brother, back to her usual diary room theatrics. But with tonight's eviction/re-entry extravaganza, it will soon be clear who is going where, and why. The final days of decision-making are approaching. Who are you gonna call?
While the premium-rate phone services watchdog investigates, and further allegations run rife, you have to focus, people, on the task at hand. Tonight, if you're not too put out at having some of your paid-for eviction votes made meaningless, you have to give the push to Imogen or Richard - who's it going to be? My money - not literally, mind - is on Imogen.
The remaining contestants in the main house have to choose which evictee (Nikki, Mikey, Grace or Lea) will re-enter their den of fame. Does anyone seriously think it is going to be anyone other than Nikki? And that's how it should be - who wouldn't want to see what happens between her and our Pete? "I haven't had this for four or five years," said Pete of his feelings for Nikki in last night's show. Aw, bless.
It's not all love and happiness, however, after a few of the housemates have had to confront the people they have been bitching about behind their backs - but in front of millions of viewers. Richard might have said, "You can be mean in the diary room but you can't be mean in the house" - but nothing seems to stay within those four diary room walls for long.
To summarise the situation for those of you who may have missed the latest antics, Pete loves Nikki who dislikes Aisleyne who detests Grace who's on to Richard who's now pretending to like Imogen who may or may not have feelings for Mikey who is mates - most of the time - with Glyn who still has a soft spot for Lea... Or something like that. (I'm still not quite sure how Jennie fits into it all.)
It all came to a bit of a head when Grace got a spin in the main house last night, after Big Brother gave her 21 minutes in there to celebrate her, er, 21st birthday. Not everyone was pleased to see her. Were you?
