Congratulations – you've won a Crapp! It's not what you think, but the gongs celebrating the extra "special relationship" between hacks and PRs.
The Guardian's very own technology editor Charles Arthur took away what must surely be the most prized, er ... prize of them all – the hack "most likely to tell you to sling your hook" award, beating the Daily Mail's Sean Poulter into second place.
Rich Leigh, account director at 10 Yetis PR agency which dreamed up the awards, said: "It's been an absolute pleasure to bring the two camps together in the buildup to Christmas. The winners and runners-up in each category will hopefully feel happy in the knowledge that PRs have voted in huge numbers to give them a Crapp." Those winners and runners-up in each category – in full!
The journalist that makes you feel warm and furry on the inside
Winner Ben Moss – sport.co.uk
Second Adrian Bridgwater – freelance
Third Tara Evans – thisismoney.co.uk
The "most likely to tell you to sling your hook" award
Winner Charles Arthur – Guardian
Second Sean Poulter – Daily Mail
Third Gary Flood – freelance
The "best blogger" PR award
Winner Tom Fordyce – BBC
Second Sally Whittle – Who's the Mummy
Third Adam Vincenzini – Comms Corner
Least "twattish Twitterer" – the must follow journo
Winner Harry Wallop – Daily Telegraph
Second Caitlin Moran – Times
Third Dr Ben Goldacre – Bad Science
Most approachable daily newspaper
Winner Guardian
Second Daily Telegraph
Third Times
Journalist you'd most like to bring to the dark side (employ as a PR)
Winner Mark Dye – freelance
Second Harry Wallop – Daily Telegraph
Third Jemima Kiss – Guardian