There have been no takers for the desk overnight, and we have a looming deadline of midday today in our quest to trade up from the blue pencil we originally offered to a holiday house in Tuscany or similar. This is your last chance to own this prime example of ex-local authority office furniture. Or perhaps we could just destroy it on your behalf. At this point offers both serious and stupid will be entertained.
Please email a description and photograph of the item you would like to trade to saturdayguardian@googlemail.com. We will contact you if we'd like to take you up on the trade. Please include a phone number where we can reach you. Quick as you can please. We can't hold the front page forever.
The trading is now over. Find out what happened to Tim Dowling's desk here.
