Unless you’re one of the incredibly talented and non-bratty people who actually gets to attend this Sunday’s glitter-drenched Academy Awards, you’ll be enjoying the wins and losses from the comfort of your living room.
But how on earth do you watch the damn thing? We’ve put together a handy guide on where you can see birds, boys, theories, hotels and snipers wherever you might be in the world.
And remember to watch it with us! We’ll be covering the red carpet and the awards through the night from 10pm GMT, 5pm ET and 2pm PT. We’re freely available globally, no subscription required.
Australia
Notable nominees: David Lee, who worked on Unbroken, up for best sound mixing, Tim Crosbie, who worked on X-Men: Days of Future Past, up for best visual effects
Time of telecast: 12:30pm on Monday with a much-needed repeat at 8:30pm
Channel: The free-to-air Nine with a repeat on digital channel Gem
Brazil
Notable nominees: Juliano Ribeiro Salgado, co-director of The Salt of the Earth, up for best documentary feature
Time of telecast: 9:30pm on Sunday with red carpet coverage from 8:30pm
Channel: Cable network TNT Latin America
Canada
Notable nominees: Dean DeBlois, who wrote and directed How to Train Your Dragon 2, up for best animated feature film, Graham Annable, who co-directed The Boxtrolls, up for best animated feature film
Time of telecast: 8:30pm ET/5:30pm PT with red carpet coverage kicking off at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT
Channel: Network channel CTV
China
Notable nominees: Hu Wei, who directed Butter Lamp, up for best live action short
Time of telecast: 9:30am on Monday
Channel: Website M1905, owned by movie channel CCTV 6
France
Notable nominees: Marion Cotillard up for best actress in Two Days, One Night, Alexandre Desplat up for best original score for The Grand Budapest Hotel and The Imitation Game
Time of telecast: 2:25am on Monday with red carpet coverage kicking off at 12:05am
Channel: Premium cable channel Canal+ will show it unencrypted so even non-subscribers can watch
Germany
Notable nominees: Wim Wenders, co-director of The Salt of the Earth, up for best documentary feature, Hans Zimmer, up for best original score for Interstellar
Time of telecast: 1:30am on Monday with a pre-show from 12:40am
Channel: Free channel ProSieben
India
Notable nominees: none this year
Time of telecast: 6:30am on Monday with red carpet coverage from 5:30am
Channel: Cable channel Star Movies
Italy
Notable nominees: Milena Canonero, nominated for best costume design for The Grand Budapest Hotel
Time of telecast: 2:30am on Monday with red carpet coverage from 10:50pm
Channel: Sky Cinema Oscar channel, a paid service from Sky Italia
Japan
Notable nominees: Isao Takahata and Yoshiaka Nishimura, director and producer of The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, up for best animated feature film
Time of telecast: 9am on Monday
Channel: Satellite channel Wowow
Russia
Notable nominees: Andrey Zvyagintsev, writer/director of Leviathan, up for best foreign language film,
Time of telecast: Short highlights to play at 12:00am on Monday (20 hours after ceremony)
Channel: Free network Channel One
Spain
Notable nominees: none this year
Time of telecast: 2:30am on Monday with red carpet coverage from 1am
Channel: Premium cable channel Canal Plus +1
UK
Notable nominees: Eddie Redmayne up for best actor in The Theory of Everything, Keira Knightley up for best supporting actress in The Imitation Game
Time of telecast: 1:30am on Monday with red carpet from 11:30pm
Channel: Paid for channel Sky Movies
US
Notable nominees: Richard Linklater up for best director for Boyhood, Reese Witherspoon up for best actress in Wild
Time of telecast: 8:30pm ET/5:30pm PT with official red carpet coverage kicking off at 7pm ET/4pm PT
Channel: Network channel ABC